First accident in Ulsan.

Well, it took my 1 year anniversary but I finally saw a car accident and this one involved a motorcycle as well, which makes it 1000 times more awesomer. As I've mentioned before, people here just drive like retards, cutting people off left and right and always ready to drop kick the brakes at every opportunity because they love going from 0 to 25 back to 0 in a matter of 5 seconds all the time. As well, the idiots on motorcycles and scooters use the sidewalks as their own personal roads and get in the way of pedestrians and at times have the nerve to get angry at us for being in their way. Well, here's payback assholes.

Both F-tards are retarded here but more so for the douchebag on the motorcycle. This occurs at about 11pm at night and the retard on the bike goes too far into the intersection while his light is still red because he's a dumbass and he was about to run the red light as they all do in this country. The guy in the car had the right of way and a green light and smacks right into this retard and you can see the results. I was nice enough to turn off retard's scooter and took it too the sidewalk. After making sure he wasnt dead and was just injured, I walked away with a smile on my face and feeling of great satisfaction. Shit like this needs to happen much more often before these people stop driving and riding their scooters the way they do.


Ah oh, spaghettios!


Oh, wha hapen?


That pizza will not be delivered in 30 minutes or less, I know that for sure.